********************************************************************************************************Meh, I know there are a couple typos and more than a couple thinkos, but I still think it sings.
Oh god and this asshat's music. I seriously, I cannot even describe, cannot even begin to do it justice...
But I'm damn sure gonna try:
Ok, it was like... Cleveland from Family Guy singing, a song to Loretta, that Chris from Family Guy wrote, from an episode about Quagmire from Family Guy's lovelife. Self-produced, ahem, on some sorta magic TOOLZ so brilliantly it made me and my kangaroo keyboard and Bluetooth mic feel like f'in Jon Brion. UGH!
