F you and the horse you rode in on

time to watch friday night standup on the tv, and I guess be grateful that my un license is invalid in the state of kCal-if/or-nigh-yay and I left my browning M2021 in pennsyltucky.

mede a decent amount of cash today posing for some pg laddie calendar so it's ok cuz all ithat really matters in my sham of a life is that I get my lazy ass up enough to sustain my lifestyle of laying my lazy ass back down and watching the tube.

love and lip

scarlet o'douchebag