Questionnaire for an Absentee Lover

Are you sleeping right now?

Where?

Do you have a TV in your bedroom?

What do you watch?

When do you see all these movies?

How come you're so beautiful?

When was the last time you were on an airplane?

When was the last time you were in the ocean?

When was the last time you saw the sun rise?

What happened to the Paris pamphlet?

Which side of the bed do you like?

Scotch or gin?

Red or white?

Zippers or laces?

Blu-Ray or DVD?

Mashed, whipped, roasted, baked, or fried?

Earliest childhood memory?

Death by fire or drowning?

Cryptography or Robotics?

Time-Travel or Shapeshifting?

Invisibility Cloak or Flight?

Chess or Scrabble?

Photos or Mirrors?

Blackjack or Roulette?

Jack Nicholson or Jack Nicholas?

Dublin or London?

Now or Never?

Black or White?

In or Out?

Yes or No?

Veggie Day

After the self-inflicted battle wounds of yesterday I really kept it mellow today. And I'm very black and white. Keeping it mellow means driving to get cookies and then watching 5 or 6 hours of Bravo. The Millionaire Matchmaker is starting afresh. I love that trashy show.

Madeline knocked over my water glass twice, and the second time I picked her up and sat her in the puddle. She loved it. Loved the whole thing. Guess I'm gonna be buying those stupid water bottles for a while.