Manny: This sounds hot.
Manny: What do you wear?
Me: Like, different each time.
Manny: Like sexy? Showing leg?
Me: Oh yeah, uh-huh.
Manny: Hot. You should go in there without underwear... give him a Basic Instinct thing...
Me: No way.
Manny: Just say you didn't do your laundry. That would give him some jack-off material.
Me: Well it does happen... I don't do my laundry like, ever...
Manny: Jess probably does it once a month. She has this huge pile in the bedroom. It'll be about $20 of loads.
WHAT DO I DO FOR J TODAY??? It's not gonna be THAT, but what? What??